The Clock Didn't Drift
A question about a machine
This piece starts with a question about a machine, not about a person.
Amy asked: that old mainframe that's run for twenty-odd years — could its clock be running slow? No NTP sync, an aging CMOS battery — a Unix box running ten-plus years drifting an hour or two isn't unusual. If it really had drifted, the recent years' timestamps should sit later than the early years'.
A reasonable hunch, and not hard to test: the accounting login called apple left over three thousand workdays of records across thirteen years. Take "the first action this account touches the system with each day" and run a thirteen-year regression line. If the mainframe clock had drifted late, the "earliest boot-up" time would creep later too. (More than one person has used this login over the years — that's another piece; here we're looking at its most recent stretch, the current one.)
The clock didn't drift
Thirteen-year regression: slope about minus one minute per year. Statistically, no movement.
The clock didn't drift late — if anything it drifted earlier: in 2013 her median first-action was 12:53; in 2025, 11:36. Over an hour earlier across thirteen years. But that's not the machine — it's that her work rhythm changed.
The machine held steady. What moved was the person.
And when we pried that line apart year by year, a hole jumped out in the middle — a few years that look wrong no matter how you read them.
Those two years
2019 261 workdays median first-action 11:51 2020 91 12:58 2021 38 13:31 2022 65 15:20 2023 239 12:15
In 2019 she came in five days a week. Full attendance.
In 2020 it fell to 91 days — under a third.
In 2021 — 38 days. Across the whole year she came into the office roughly once every ten days.
And during that stretch, "the first action she touches the system with" kept sliding toward evening: April 2020 was 18:31; January 2022, 17:50. An accountant who normally started before noon now didn't show up in the system until six in the evening.
You don't need a medical chart; the curve tells it itself: the travel agency's business was wiped out by ninety percent — no orders to issue, no accounts to close. apple shifted to working mostly from home, and on the days she did come in she usually arrived in the afternoon and dumped the accumulated paper into the system in one go — so "first action" became "the moment she walked into the office that afternoon."
An accountant with, in one whole year, only thirty-eight days that had anything to record. That isn't a vacation. That's the shape this industry took for those two years.
The other curve
Seen through business volume, it's the same thing in another version.
Take the pre-pandemic year as a baseline of one hundred: the trough year was left with just over ten; the years on either side, only twenty to thirty; and not until 2023 did it spring back to ninety. Not a slope — a cliff, then a rebound. A deep V.
And the way it came back wasn't fair. Laid out across thirteen years, her daily hours roughly halved, but her weekend work tripled. The rebound didn't flow back evenly — it crammed into one person's Saturdays and Sundays. For those two years she had almost nothing to record; then, in one year, the holidays were all paid back at once.
The clock didn't drift — the person did
Back to the original question.
We went looking for whether a machine's clock had slipped, and the machine turned out fine. What actually drifted was the person sitting in front of it — folded, by something that happened to everyone, into a two-year hole in her work calendar, and then back out.
And the quietest part is here: it sprang back too cleanly. The moment 2023 steadied, her first-action time returned straight to 12:15, leaving almost no mark on the thirteen-year regression line. If you only look at that average line, you'd never know anything had happened in the middle. The pandemic didn't rewrite her trend; it just made one person nearly disappear for a few years, and then come back.
To see it, you have to look year by year — at the person, not the trend.
What the computer remembers was never only the money. It also remembers the shape a person's work bent into in the face of something she couldn't control — as long as someone is willing to read it back out, year by year.
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